Sale, Sale Sale!

The reason this is funny, is because it’s the number one retail strategy!

Senate Allocates 0 Billion For Big Labor Day Sales

The Onion

Senate Allocates $460 Billion For Big Labor Day Sales

WASHINGTON, DC—The Must Act Now Act authorizes the federal government to take full advantage of  "sensational savings" on select and already-reduced merchandise.

Seriously, can’t retailers find a better way to relate to their customers besides dropping their pants? What do you think?

1 thought on “Sale, Sale Sale!”

  1. Duane Christensen

    Is it because retailers SEE their competitors’ sales flyers and ads EVERYWHERE and think that they’re missing out? I don’t think they’ve asked the right questions of their loyal customers. Leave the bargain shoppers alone…let someone else go out of business.

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